Sunday, September 20, 2009

Playground Tussles to Wistful Daydreams

Warning: Mildly suggestive content/ Adult language.
That means that if you would like to remain the goody-two-shoes you are, STFU & GTFO. kthx.

Remember the little years? In middle school, where boys had cooties and the word 'sex' was a surefire giggle-inducer?

Where you show her you sorta think she's cool by pulling her ponytail and chasing her around the playground?

When you show him you sorta think he's pretty cool himself by throwing stuff at him & putting his hair into little pigtails?

When simple sentences like 'hey, let's go do that thing we're meant to do' didnt make you think "lolol kay *dirtythoughts* "?

Where water-fights & throwing paint or mud on each other was innuendo-free?

When EVERYTHING was innuendo-free?

I miss the glory days. I really do.

Now...urgh, it's messed up right? It's all a competition nowadays. Like, 'Pishhh, I've had more boyfriends than YOU', or 'OMG lololol how far have YOU gone?' or 'Dude you're SUCH a fuh-reak- bang someone already' & the like.

What? I mean, seriously? Why are they making something that is supposed to be special & exciting so... mainstream? & mundane? I will do whatever I fucking want to. I don't need to be pressured into doing something that sleazy & drastic to 'fit in with the right crowd' or 'be cool'.

& admittedly- it's hard not to give in sometimes. Like, you delude yourself into thinking that "Hmm, maybe they're right- that if all I need to do to be more of a normal/cool human being is to be shallow & insincere- then so be it."

No. Just NO.

Just THINK a minute before the pants come off, whydontcha? I'm not trying to put a damper on the frivolities (believe me, I don't do that) or anything- but you're eventually going to hit yourself on the head & be like 'stupidstupidstupid that was SUCH a mistake' or something of the sort. You've done it before, I've done it before. Everyone has.
Doesn't mean it wont be different the next time if you do the same thing. Save yourself the regret already!
But hey, that depends on opinion I suppose.

Hmm. Doesn't EVERYTHING depend on other people's opinion nowadays?
Out with originality & sincerity- In with insecurity.


-Special shoutout to Shrey... just to prove that I can indeed multitask. :D

12 comments:

Anonymouse said...

True, true.
Don't do it if you're gonna regret it, luzrs. WTF.
I miss the old days too. :')

Janith said...

"In middle school, where boys had cooties and the word sex was a surefire giggle-inducer"

the word 'sex' is sti- *giggles uncontrollably* ;D lol

and you're right on about doing stuff that make _you_ feel happy and not coz other people think you should do it... :) good post!

She Who Eats Cookies said...

@Mousey immaturity is the shizz :')

@Chavie Oh lord, not you too. *facepalm* :P
& thank yoooou! It was finally time for me to write a halfway-serious post :P

Makuluwo said...

Wtf? 'Adult language'?
This was like, total NON-adult content, noobie. :D

Like I always say, maaayn.
People, schmeeple. Life is gay when you live it just to please em.

Concrete girl loves squints said...

Oh,so true.

Gonzo said...

Too true! I second maks on that thought.

Most young people are just DYING to mature soon, and they mistake certain 'activities' as milestones of growing up so to speak.

This is one kid who'll always be alive and kicking!

She Who Eats Cookies said...

@Maks just coz you're so corrupted you cant see it (A) EHEHEHE.

& therefore people= gay. So true.

@CGLS- :)

@Gonzo- huzzah for the kids like us, maaaan. :D

thanks, you guys!

Gadgetgirl said...

@Mak- She meant this "I've had more boyfriends than YOU', or 'OMG lololol how far have YOU gone?' or 'Dude you're SUCH a fuh-reak- bang someone already' & the like." as adult content, NAO!

=P

She Who Eats Cookies said...

Wut to do, GG. Maks can't comprehend long sentences unless you break it down for her. :P

Gadgetgirl said...

Comprende' Makulowo? =P

vishmir said...

its actually kinda hard to think straight when the pants come down... Thoughts are drowned away by all those sex hormones rushing through your veins...
making sure its the right guy/girl could avoid you having to walk the walk of shame afterwards...

apart from that, I is liking the post. =)

santhoshi said...

where are u? how are u?