Thursday, February 12, 2009

Dancing Pigeons & Theories

Haha, the funniest thing just happened!

Well, you know me nahh. I tend to go a little psychotic sometimes (Sometimes? Hmm. Try often.), & I do wierd & random stuff.

So, today, I was dancing to 'Just Dance' by Lady Gaga (It gets me hyperactive, at least for now.) & all of a sudden there's this tap on my window, & I'm like 'MOTHERF... THE MI5 ARE HERE TO PERMANENTLY SILENCE ME!" & then I started praying, & asking for forgiveness for that one time I stole a ginormous jar of cookies & ate them in one go.

..Aaaand it turns out to be a pigeon.

But that wasnt the wierd bit! The pigeon started BOBBING IT'S FREAKING HEAD IN TIME WITH THE BEAT!

Man, normally I hate pigeons- But this pigeon is TEH SEX! WHO CAN DANCE!

Well, okay, it cant dance. But it BOBBED IT'S HEAD! That has to be the smartest pigeon I have ever met.
Well, I cant say 'met', can I? It's not like I suddenly went upto it & shook its claw & said 'Hi, Pigeon. You've got fab moves!' or something.

But that made me think. Do animals dance? I mean, do they even recognise music?
& I'm not talking about the Disney animals who not only dance, but sing & rule in absolute monarchy over 'all that the sun touches' (See: Lion King. I love it. xD )
But, I mean real animals.

Huh. I have some major testing to do on my dog (If that lazy fat-ass actually gets up & doesnt flop back down in 5 seconds.).
But then, animal testing is wrong. Elle Woods enlightened us all of that fact.

Guess it will remain an interesting if slightly ignored mystery for ever more.

Unless someone take in interest in all I have to say, & finds the solution. But like most geniuses, I'll be dead by then- so I wouldnt know.

5 comments:

Makuluwo said...

I think animals definitely have some sense of rhythm and music!
My cat's ears used to prick up and he looked panicked when I played horror-suspense music. And classical music soothed the fellow to sleep..
Somehow find it hard to imagine him boogying to techno beats though. :/

She Who Eats Cookies said...

Yeah, well, I dont think it was actually boogying. I frequently see random pigeons bobbing their heads for absolutely noo reason. O_o
But I'm glad it inspired me to have my epiphany, which SHOULD become famous after I die. Because its just brilliant.

_outofmymind said...

Damn I wish I could've met the pigeon too. lawl. well not meet yeah, but you know what I mean. xD

She Who Eats Cookies said...

pahahahaha of course ! xD

Anonymouse said...

Very nice. I didn't know pigeons liked Lady GaGa.

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