Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Differance Between Tomatos, Potatos... Just read it :P

- × Sαsнiпi × says:
Shuddup. I shall throw puhtayyytuhs at yuh.

[c=14][a=1][b]ĸεн-Ιsiιδυя[/b][/c][/a] | [b][c=19]Is It Any Wonder?[/c][/b] says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
puhtayyytuhs. xD

- × Sαsнiпi × says:
Puhtayyyyytuhs.
Does anyone actually say 'pot-ah-toes' as opposed to potatoes?
O_o
I say to-mah-to :P

[c=14][a=1][b]ĸεн-Ιsiιδυя[/b][/c][/a] | [b][c=19]Is It Any Wonder?[/c][/b] says:
Yes. o_o
They sound retarded, I swear. =/
Wait, to-mah-to? O_o
Or tuh-mah-toe"?

- × Sαsнiпi × says:
Erm...
wait, lemme say it a zillions times :P

[c=14][a=1][b]ĸεн-Ιsiιδυя[/b][/c][/a] | [b][c=19]Is It Any Wonder?[/c][/b] says:
Howkay. ;P

- × Sαsнiпi × says:
To-mah-to. With less emphasis on the 'to' at the end.
Oh god, this is such a classic conversation. O_o

[c=14][a=1][b]ĸεн-Ιsiιδυя[/b][/c][/a] | [b][c=19]Is It Any Wonder?[/c][/b] says:
Hm, okay. As in "2-mah-toh?" I don't get how YOU pronounce it as! O_o I say "tuh-mah-toes". It's as easy & simple as it gets. ;P
Classic conversation indeed!

- × Sαsнiпi × says:
As in, I don't drag out the word. & yeah, '2-mah-to' it is
This should be quoted somewhere xD




Yes, we're a couple of modayas. :P Dont judge us :P

So- I hope this clears up the decade-long 'To-may-to, To-mah-to' debacle.
Potatoes, too.
I love the British & the Irish. :P

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Hey you guys! Guess who finally remembered she even had a blog? ;)

Okay, in my defence- everythings been pretty hectic lately. Exams, love-life crisis, my trip to Sri Lanka & my impending trip to Italy & France etc. So HAH! I have a perfect alibi. ^^

I actually had no purpose as such in mind when I first logged in. Not writing-wise, anyway.
I logged in to become a follower of the Pocket Blog- which is Allan (creator of Pocket God)'s blog, & portal into the world of all things Pocket God.

So then it hit me- Im going to do a reveiw on Pocket God.

What is Pocket God, you ask? It's an iPhone/ iPod Touch application that you can purchase from the App Store for $0.99 (Soon to be $1.99).

What you do in Pocket God is basically be the god of these two islands which are inhabited by these cute little natives called Oogs (previously called 'pygmies', but some nutjob made a huge fuss over it & it had to be changed. Bummer).
Basically all you do is kill them in all these fantastic ways- like with lightning,a shark, hurricanes, a volcano, etc. Even a dinosaur & a vampire!
Well, you gotta feed them too. Fish & coconuts are on the menu 24/7.

There really isn't a word good enough to describe this mini-world adventure. All I can say is that it will always remain my favourite app. & I know I'm not the only person this applies to.

So if you have an iPhone or iPod Touch- I would recommend this app. It's well worth the money, & the weekly (well, not exactly 'weekly' anymore. Let's say... Frequent) updates that makes this app even more priceless.
For more information, & tons of PG news, go to www.pocketgod.blogspot.com

Pocket God forever!

All right, I'm off to toss a few Oogs into the volcano. Ciao, people!

Monday, February 16, 2009

All I Wanna Do Is [BANGBANGBANGBANG] & [$$$$] & Take Your Money..

Just so you know, I am suffering from an insane bout of insomnia, and cannot be held responsible for any nonsense that may offend you.

Right. Excuses made. Now to the good stuff!

Okay, I shall rant about Valentines Day. Bit late, but who cares. It was such a sucky day for me, and deserves to be bitched about.

However,I know that all of you may disagree with me when I say that Valentines Day was only created to:

A) Celebrate your love for all those near and dear to you
B) buy them thoughtful little presents to fully highlight the fact
C) Appreciate the love that you are surrounded with.

...

PAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hope you really didn't think that I was saying that shit. I'd rather shoot myself instead.

Hell- to be honest, I think V-Day is grossly overrated. All it does is:

A) make Hallmark & such companies richer than they already are. And it's not like the card-artists who actually MAKE the cards are the people who benefit. They get only a teeny-tiny fraction of the total income collectively.
Man, I almost forgot the damn chocolate companies! JESUS H. CHRIST! Those people might as well make chocolate with money in it, since they're so over-loaded with the stuff! (Lamest thing I could say. But I've suddenly run out of steam.)

B) Okay, fine- the people with significant others might have a great time & all, but what about us poor losers who're all alone with absolutely no chance of scoring a date? I am actually surprised that the suicide rate doesn't rise that much on V-Day, because hell- I felt like killing myself (metaphorically. Because that's just too emo.). The loneliness, well, sucks.

C) You can barely go out anywhere!!!! The air is too thick with all the luuuurve.
*gags audibly* & all the restaurants are packed with lovey-dovey couples & all you want to do is throw a cream pie at their faces (What is it about cream pies that make you want to throw them at someone? They must not taste very nice, I guess.).

But then again, there is the odd scene where the girl(/guy?) gets all tearful/angry/hysterical & throws her drink at her(/his) date (no jokes! I've actually seen this happen in real life. & here I thought cliches were for the movies. -__- )


I could go on & on. But now I fear that all of you who actually like V-Day might hunt me down & try to kill me (To which I say: Join the queue, bud.), so I shall shut up now.

Keep the peace!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Dancing Pigeons & Theories

Haha, the funniest thing just happened!

Well, you know me nahh. I tend to go a little psychotic sometimes (Sometimes? Hmm. Try often.), & I do wierd & random stuff.

So, today, I was dancing to 'Just Dance' by Lady Gaga (It gets me hyperactive, at least for now.) & all of a sudden there's this tap on my window, & I'm like 'MOTHERF... THE MI5 ARE HERE TO PERMANENTLY SILENCE ME!" & then I started praying, & asking for forgiveness for that one time I stole a ginormous jar of cookies & ate them in one go.

..Aaaand it turns out to be a pigeon.

But that wasnt the wierd bit! The pigeon started BOBBING IT'S FREAKING HEAD IN TIME WITH THE BEAT!

Man, normally I hate pigeons- But this pigeon is TEH SEX! WHO CAN DANCE!

Well, okay, it cant dance. But it BOBBED IT'S HEAD! That has to be the smartest pigeon I have ever met.
Well, I cant say 'met', can I? It's not like I suddenly went upto it & shook its claw & said 'Hi, Pigeon. You've got fab moves!' or something.

But that made me think. Do animals dance? I mean, do they even recognise music?
& I'm not talking about the Disney animals who not only dance, but sing & rule in absolute monarchy over 'all that the sun touches' (See: Lion King. I love it. xD )
But, I mean real animals.

Huh. I have some major testing to do on my dog (If that lazy fat-ass actually gets up & doesnt flop back down in 5 seconds.).
But then, animal testing is wrong. Elle Woods enlightened us all of that fact.

Guess it will remain an interesting if slightly ignored mystery for ever more.

Unless someone take in interest in all I have to say, & finds the solution. But like most geniuses, I'll be dead by then- so I wouldnt know.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

[Too frazzled to think of a good title]

You know how it is when there's this certain day where you feel that nothing can go right?

Yeah. Imagine a whole year or more of that.

& I do mean that absolutely NOTHING is going right. It's been such a disasterous year already. A fresh new batch of problems to add to last years miserable, old ones.
Forget the whole optimistic crap. I'm back to whining, & if you don't like it & can't "put up with it", I suggest you go do whatever the hell you want to, & never return- instead of getting me to shut the hell up.

Because I won't.

You know why I won't? Because I'm a born whiner. Okay? I whine. It's the only thing I have going for me. Usually, I would whine to the peope I love, but since they can't take it, I whine to myself. Because that is all I know how to do. I don't have the freaking courage to actually solve the problem, but I do the next best thing. You don't need me to repeat the word again, yes?

& yes, it may not be a very admirable quality. & yeah, I can be very stubborn & annoying.

But that's who I am. I mean, it's not ALL of me- but it's part of the whole package. Unfortunately- or fortunately- nobody is perfect. & I am pretty damn far from it.

But I'm not going to change who I am just because a few people can't stand it. Okay, I'll try to cut down, but it'll never go away completely. & you can't expect me to do that. You can't expect me to change who I am just because you don't like it, & it pissed you off. There's the good AND the best. It's either both or bust. Take it or leave it.

Because if someone tells me to shut up one more time... It won't be very pretty. Trust me on that.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Do fresh starts exist...?

...No, but I'd like to think so.

Because that's what I'm doing now. Starting fresh. I got a completely differant hairstyle, & I like to think I'm a completely differant person from who I used used to be. A better one. Lets call the new me Sashi 2.0 .
See, I have this daydream. Sashi 2.0 is an ultra-cool ,uber-smart, supermodel-ish person, & she goes around acting as if she owns the world. & she does, practically. The people she doesn't like & who dont like her dont stand a chance HERE. She will KICK THEIR ASSES.
(Sometimes, I have a daydream about the real me kicking HER ass for being a too-perfect unicorn. But that's another story.)

Well, obviously my daydream is not going to come true. & I wont LET myself get all pompous like that. Buuuuut, she's a good role-model. I'm working towards that. Not that I'll achieve it, but hey. We all need something to push us on. For me, it's the idea of an upgraded version of myself (amongst other things.)

See? I'm moving on. I never thought I would, but I am

Monday, January 5, 2009

Note:

Well, as I've just been made aware of, a whole lot of stuff has been happening while I was gone. Involving this blog. Well, one post of it anyway.

Just so all of you know, I was only kind of exaggerating. Okay, I was really exaggerating. She's not at all a skank. In fact, she's one of the nicest people I know. & that stuff about, like, him. I was a bit mean. He's not so bad, i guess.
But hey, I was pissed off. For good reason.

But now, I guess it doesn't matter. The damage is done & all. But I'm not too upset. Because this whole experience has taught me who my real friends are. & I'm thankful for that, I guess. All that I have & those I rely on, I'm thankful for.

& I think that's how it should be.