Dancing Pigeons & Theories

Haha, the funniest thing just happened!

Well, you know me nahh. I tend to go a little psychotic sometimes (Sometimes? Hmm. Try often.), & I do wierd & random stuff.

So, today, I was dancing to 'Just Dance' by Lady Gaga (It gets me hyperactive, at least for now.) & all of a sudden there's this tap on my window, & I'm like 'MOTHERF... THE MI5 ARE HERE TO PERMANENTLY SILENCE ME!" & then I started praying, & asking for forgiveness for that one time I stole a ginormous jar of cookies & ate them in one go.

..Aaaand it turns out to be a pigeon.

But that wasnt the wierd bit! The pigeon started BOBBING IT'S FREAKING HEAD IN TIME WITH THE BEAT!

Man, normally I hate pigeons- But this pigeon is TEH SEX! WHO CAN DANCE!

Well, okay, it cant dance. But it BOBBED IT'S HEAD! That has to be the smartest pigeon I have ever met.
Well, I cant say 'met', can I? It's not like I suddenly went upto it & shook its claw & said 'Hi, Pigeon. You've got fab moves!' or something.

But that made me think. Do animals dance? I mean, do they even recognise music?
& I'm not talking about the Disney animals who not only dance, but sing & rule in absolute monarchy over 'all that the sun touches' (See: Lion King. I love it. xD )
But, I mean real animals.

Huh. I have some major testing to do on my dog (If that lazy fat-ass actually gets up & doesnt flop back down in 5 seconds.).
But then, animal testing is wrong. Elle Woods enlightened us all of that fact.

Guess it will remain an interesting if slightly ignored mystery for ever more.

Unless someone take in interest in all I have to say, & finds the solution. But like most geniuses, I'll be dead by then- so I wouldnt know.

[Too frazzled to think of a good title]

You know how it is when there's this certain day where you feel that nothing can go right?

Yeah. Imagine a whole year or more of that.

& I do mean that absolutely NOTHING is going right. It's been such a disasterous year already. A fresh new batch of problems to add to last years miserable, old ones.
Forget the whole optimistic crap. I'm back to whining, & if you don't like it & can't "put up with it", I suggest you go do whatever the hell you want to, & never return- instead of getting me to shut the hell up.

Because I won't.

You know why I won't? Because I'm a born whiner. Okay? I whine. It's the only thing I have going for me. Usually, I would whine to the peope I love, but since they can't take it, I whine to myself. Because that is all I know how to do. I don't have the freaking courage to actually solve the problem, but I do the next best thing. You don't need me to repeat the word again, yes?

& yes, it may not be a very admirable quality. & yeah, I can be very stubborn & annoying.

But that's who I am. I mean, it's not ALL of me- but it's part of the whole package. Unfortunately- or fortunately- nobody is perfect. & I am pretty damn far from it.

But I'm not going to change who I am just because a few people can't stand it. Okay, I'll try to cut down, but it'll never go away completely. & you can't expect me to do that. You can't expect me to change who I am just because you don't like it, & it pissed you off. There's the good AND the best. It's either both or bust. Take it or leave it.

Because if someone tells me to shut up one more time... It won't be very pretty. Trust me on that.

Do fresh starts exist...?

...No, but I'd like to think so.

Because that's what I'm doing now. Starting fresh. I got a completely differant hairstyle, & I like to think I'm a completely differant person from who I used used to be. A better one. Lets call the new me Sashi 2.0 .
See, I have this daydream. Sashi 2.0 is an ultra-cool ,uber-smart, supermodel-ish person, & she goes around acting as if she owns the world. & she does, practically. The people she doesn't like & who dont like her dont stand a chance HERE. She will KICK THEIR ASSES.
(Sometimes, I have a daydream about the real me kicking HER ass for being a too-perfect unicorn. But that's another story.)

Well, obviously my daydream is not going to come true. & I wont LET myself get all pompous like that. Buuuuut, she's a good role-model. I'm working towards that. Not that I'll achieve it, but hey. We all need something to push us on. For me, it's the idea of an upgraded version of myself (amongst other things.)

See? I'm moving on. I never thought I would, but I am

Note:

Well, as I've just been made aware of, a whole lot of stuff has been happening while I was gone. Involving this blog. Well, one post of it anyway.

Just so all of you know, I was only kind of exaggerating. Okay, I was really exaggerating. She's not at all a skank. In fact, she's one of the nicest people I know. & that stuff about, like, him. I was a bit mean. He's not so bad, i guess.
But hey, I was pissed off. For good reason.

But now, I guess it doesn't matter. The damage is done & all. But I'm not too upset. Because this whole experience has taught me who my real friends are. & I'm thankful for that, I guess. All that I have & those I rely on, I'm thankful for.

& I think that's how it should be.

Hellooooo...

Well, I'm back. & happier than ever.

I know I've been annoyingly depressing so far. It's all apparently a 'tragi-comedy' according to my buddy Aisu. I agree. O_o

So my New Year's resolution (wayyy too early, I know. But sooner the better.) is to be more optimistic. It's gonna be pretttty hard, but I'm getting there. Starting RIGHT NOW.

Anyway, just logged on to say MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I know most of you are probably atheists/pessimists/downright scrooges but still. It's not the rituals that counts. It's the love. I'm a little low on that now, but I'm working on that.

Keep the peace, people.

Like hahahahaha... What? Oh.

Well here I am. What left of me.
God that was emo. OKay, NO emo. I hate emos. Unless it's my one & only Sexy Emo.
But I'm straying off the topic.

Well- believe it or not- I started this blog with the honest intention of saying something worthwhile. But I think I forgot.
This wouldn't be the first time.

Oh yes. I am unintentionally suicidal.

No I'm not. WTF. I cant believe I said that. That is EMO. I do not LIKE emo.
But if this is so, WHY are emo thoughts running through my head? Okay so big deal: My ex left me in his dust as he moved on to bigger & better things in life. Whooo hooo. Big whoop. I'm happy for him, really. I mean, that proves that he's not as pathetic & 'immature' as I am.

But seriously: where the hell does that leave me? Am I the ONLY retard who didn't move on? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! Seriously. Am I forever destined to sit in this rut six feet under & just look up at everyone moving on, wondering what it would feel like to be happy again? Are you freaking kidding me?! Does the big ruler-dude REALLY hate me as much as he/she seems to? What the HELL did I DO?!!?!

I dont even know why I'm posting all this here. It's not like anyone cares, right? Nobody's actually reading this, yeah? I'm just talking to a virtual wall here?

Oh, great. More questions. JUST what I needed.

OPPRESSIVE INSOMNIA

ROOFS OPEN WIDE AND YOU FLY UP INTO THE SKY! SINGING LIKE MANIAC WANTING TO SET FIRE TO THE AIR! HEY HEY HEY! LET ME BE WHAT I WANTED ME TO BE!
DONT TRY TO STAND IN MY WAY!!! DONT TRY TO TELL ME TO STAY!! REACHING UPTO THE STARS IS MY INCENTIVE- NOT YOURS!!! HEY HEY HEY! LET ME BE WHAT I WANT ME TO BE!
GETCHA SELF A CHAIN TO HANG IT ON YER MANE! TO GET YER FEET BACK ON FUCKIN' EARTH BEFORE I SHOOTCHYA DOWN! DOWN DOWN DOWN! DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT I WANT ME TO BE! HEY HEY HEY!!
NOT GONNA RUN, NOT GONNA HIDE! GONNA FIGHT IT UNTIL I DIE! YOU CANT STOP WHATS RAGING WITHING! HEY HEY HEY! I'LL BE WHAT I FUCKING WANNA BE!
LALALALALALA
GODDAMN BUKKITS LET'S KILL THAT FUCKIN' WET SON OF A UMBALAKADA! HE DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE NOR BREATH! EE--YAAA! GROW YASELF SOME BALLS AND STAND UP LIKE A MAN, PUSSY!
WHEN IT ALL COMES TEARING OUT, YOU'LL SEE! ALL WHAT I KNOW THAT I CAN BE! YOU'LL REALISE YOU'RE IN WAY OVER YOUR HEAD! & IN YOUR GODFORSAKEN GRAVE YOU'LL BE LAID! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ME IS THE GREATEST! ME IS TEH FUCKING SEX! & IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT, THEN GO FUCK A TREE YOU NOOB!
HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA
UP YOOOOOOURS!!!
SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM YOUR LUNGS OUT! TIL THE END OF THE UNIVERSE HERES US SCREAAM! LET THIS BE THE NIGHT TO CHANGE TO SEE TO HEAR TO DREAM! RAAAWRRR!
Ooooooh YES I CAN! & HELL YEAH, I WILL!
MESS WIV ME ONCE MORE- YOU'D BE ROADKILL.
STAND UP, DO IT LIKE IT YOU MEAN IT MOTHERFUCKER!"
READ & WEEP, BITCH!
NANANANANANANANA